INTRODUCING…

THE BUCKET OF UNUSED IDEAS

a true first in the world of words

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THE BUCKET

over seven hundred unseen

ideas, phrases, poems, couplets,

jokes, one-liners, verses, choruses,

stories, ditties, questions, riddles

and ideas again

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digital and randomised

one piece after the other

at random

in a number and variety so huge

as to escape category

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THE BUCKET

an exhilarating concatenation of original notions

a high heap of powder kept dry for decades

and that rare thing...

a whole new medium in the realm of literature?

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THE BUCKET

lyrical, poetic, comedic

historical, personal

literal, ironic

wordy, terse, verbatim

political, hard, sentimental

punchy, oblique,

silly, chunky, dumb

and more

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on this Substack

paying subscribers will find a link to the Bucket

you will also find a Covernote

and, eventually,

a number of writings about The Bucket

and Jem

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yet we would much prefer it if you

immerse yourself in The Bucket

before you come up for air

and, maybe, delve into the Covernote

...

...

so here we go

THE BUCKET

40 years in the writing

20 years in the assembling

8 years in the conception

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here we go

into the unknown

for nothing like this has ever been done before

a colossal number of pieces

with no end, no beginning

no order

no story

no narrative

no theme

no through-line

no unifying concept

no comparison

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from a wandering writer who has published nothing

while making a living performing their writings

for well over twenty years

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you are of course encouraged to share

share

and share again

for Jem is not famous

we have little in the way of resources

its a whole new way of doing things

yet

its not bad

...

...

and so

here it is

that rare thing

a genuine first

all Jem’s eggs in one bucket

a high high heap of powder

his anti-publishing dogma

has scrupulously kept dry for decades

a one-and-only shot

a very full cannon

The Bucket

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cheers

...

jem and nick and rebecca

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unlike anything that ever happened before... seven hundred or so short pieces... randomised ...one after the other... ideas, one-liners, jokes, verses, poems, stories and ideas again... one after the random other... we offer you... THE BUCKET

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unlike anything that ever happened before... seven hundred or so short pieces... randomised ...one after the other... ideas, one-liners, jokes, verses, poems, stories and ideas again... one after the random other... we offer you... THE BUCKET